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Originality? Yes, it is dead actually...

And to prove the point our latest feature borrows an idea that's been flogged so hard you can almost hear it crying.
We want your 'Top 10's' and we want them NOW! Usual stipulations apply, best ones go on the site etc. blah, blah. Send 'em to me at the usual address.
To get you on your way here's one I borrowed from 'somewhere else'.

Top Ten actual questions and answers heard on British T.V. quiz shows
(Steve Berwick from I don't know where)

  1. Question -- Name a TV soap. Answer -- Dove (From Family Fortunes)
  2. Q. Who wrote Macbeth? A. Hamlet (From Richard and Judy, as are all these......)
  3. Q. Who was known as Ol' Blue Eyes and sang 'My Way'? A. John Lennon
  4. Q. What is the capital of France? A. Pass, I'm not good at history.
  5. Q. Name something you put on a washing line. A. A tent
  6. Q. How many wheels has a tricycle? A. One
  7. Q. On which street did Sherlock Holmes live? I'll give you a clue, he makes bread and cakes. A. Kipling street
  8. Q. What was the name of Nelsons flagship, Winner or Victory? A. Winner
  9. Q. Name the current American President. A. Tony Blair
  10. Q. In which County is Plymouth? A. Yorkshire

And so on and so forth.